Poke Staff. Updated April 10th, 2024
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Ok Brice, cutting my losses here, enjoy being stubborn and wrong.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 9, 2024
11.
No no don’t leave me with you twat followers that’s not exactly fair
At least tell me about the magnets (were they cool designs)— brice (@brissle) April 9, 2024
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they’re not really twats though are they, they’re just telling you how they get their post every day and you’re saying that they’re wrong based on some nonsense you heard in a different country
but the magnets are great, far more powerful than my other shitty fridge magnets
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 9, 2024
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their attraction at least brought us together though it being less than favorable circumstances
— brice (@brissle) April 9, 2024
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you uh, ready to admit you’re wrong yet?
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 9, 2024
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are we still talking about the parcel delivery or your followers sensibilities?
they seem a bit like rabid opossums that I could say what ever at this point, we could even become the best of friends & they’re still going to say whatever until the next thing catches their gaze— brice (@brissle) April 9, 2024
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no no, we were talking about how you were wrong about how the post is delivered in the UK
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 9, 2024
had no idea you had so many followers that worked for the royal mail willing to give me an ear full, apologies if I have it wrong as a federal employee that works in mail delivery in the states I was basing my view on what I was told by a coworker that lived 10 or so in London https://t.co/IYjEQPeOtV
— brice (@brissle) April 9, 2024
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And yet you’ve been told by many many people in the uk that this is how we get our post. Incredible levels of just denying reality on display here.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 9, 2024
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I’ll say I’m pretty disinterested in having any dialogue with your followers on the matter lest they are USPS or Royal Mail employees. Suppose I’m up to continuing this conversation with @JimMFelton but honestly not much else to say other than enjoy the magnets Jimmy
— brice (@brissle) April 9, 2024
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That’s such a stupid way to live. Many people who live here have told you how we get our post, it’s so weird to just not believe them because you’re stuck defending a post where you thought I lived in the USA.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 9, 2024
Except it didn’t end there … but possibly your patience is about to.
another british person wants to tell you you’re wrong pic.twitter.com/GI1v5uZepf
— brice (@brissle) April 9, 2024
It was at this point we started to suspect they were both Jim Felton, in which case it’s nothing short of a work of art (they’re aren’t both Jim Felton. At least, we don’t think so).
We’re with this person.
Incredible watching this lad shit the bed so vigorously https://t.co/Hpt2KrxVIp
— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) April 10, 2024
And all these people.
I’ve lost hours following the various sub threads on this incredible wormhole started by an American refusing to back down on the fact that some magnets stuck to a door https://t.co/ZmiLXFfpkk
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) April 9, 2024
Person from Royal Mail: sorry I can’t give you your parcel because only the United States Postal Service can put things through letterboxes https://t.co/FpcO6iW1hv
— Sam Anson (@SamJAnson7) April 9, 2024
anericans have officially lost the right to make “oi mate you got a licence for that” jokes, what do you mean you need a licence to use a letter box https://t.co/ClREwFPyyc
— Hannah (@hannahchrstina) April 10, 2024
There’s some American man on here that fully won’t accept that Amazon post parcel through our letterbox and I can’t cope with how upset he is about being told he’s wrong pic.twitter.com/eExRaU6915
— Grace (@graceyldn) April 9, 2024
And most importantly of all, follow @JimMFelton here! And find his books here.
Source @JimMFelton